blast em
every things shiny cap.



offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson, via ruinedchildhood)


(Source: sckrpnch, via rubee)



cloudsformed:

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

what do they smell

cloudsformed:

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

what do they smell

(via rubee)


pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

(Source: barbed, via humorking)


death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net, via annies-booobs)


eropix:

Art: JJFrenchie

oh my god why am i so turned on by this?

(via annies-booobs)


sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via annies-booobs)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I still cannot believe they EVER managed to get this joke past the censors…

(Source: justasgoodaseachother, via annies-booobs)


theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via thefuuuucomics)


nerdybodypaint:

Ghostbusters ‘Slimer’ body paint

nerdybodypaint:

Ghostbusters ‘Slimer’ body paint

(Source: flickr.com, via annies-booobs)



milkbbi:

do u remember the first time u spoke to a computer

milkbbi:

do u remember the first time u spoke to a computer

(Source: Wikipedia, via sensei)


(Source: 3999, via sensei)


nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via chasedbyraptors)